The Miracle of Mount Manischewitz

I wish I could take a photograph of the aisle devoted to Passover treats at the Treasure Island grocery store. It is truly a site to behold. Dark Chocolate Coated Egg Matzo stacked as high as the eye can see. Jars of Gefilte Fish, Mini Potato Knish Mix and Passover Gold Yolk Free Medium Egg Noodles all Certified Kosher by the Orthodox Union.

The name Passover comes from when the Angel of Death passed over the homes of the Jews, because they had been forewarned, and had put lambs blood on their doors, so that death would spare their first born child.

Mmm. Makes me hungry just thinking about all that sin and pain. I am going straight to hell. Pass the Kugel please.