Old Yarn

I received this email titled 'FYI' from my parents yesterday. Don't know where they got it from, but I
did think it was fun and god knows I do love me some knitted critters.

Graffiti in the men's room-

"My mother made me a homosexual!"

Underneath it someone wrote

"If I buy her the yarn will she make one for me?"

Too bad the only thing I remember my mother knitting was a burnt orange macrame plant holder.