butt.seriously

Dear American Apparrel-
Whatever are we going to do with you? You want the masses to wear your hip and overpriced baby-sized clothing so that the world looks like it's trapped in a 70's roller rink cum-porno, but having a free publication in your store with a rim-jobbing pictorial extravaganza shot at Herb Ritts’ former mansion- really!

Please send me a copy next time.

Toodles!