Bits and pieces

This morning was spent responding to emails and part of this routine includes perusing various headlines that are considered newsworthy.

First on my list was "Doctors Reattach Part of Sharon's Skull". I thought, shit Sharon Stone has finally self destructed. I couldn't even touch that one because Basic Instinct 2 is just getting blasted all over the place. I didn't want to be part of that bandwagon. I saw a preview clip a few weeks before it was released which included the now banned lesbian footage and it just smacked of Madonna's performance in "Body of Evidence."

This combined with the now publicized rider Ms. stone requested while filming BI2 just shows how cuckoo she really is.

Anyhow, It wasn't about her, it was about Ariel Shannon. The Prime Minister of Israel underwent his eighth surgery since suffering a massive stroke on January 4. C'mon now. They removed part of his skull, put him back in his room and then later reattached it. I don't make this up people, it's just what I'm drawn to. Makes me think of day old bread.

In keeping with the appropriate writing style provided in college I must say that secondly, I am anticipating tonight's episode of America's Next Top Model. The title alone makes me snicker as you really haven't seen many of these winners appear in adverts now have you? One of my favorites was Yoanna House. I decided to go to the Ford Modeling website as I believe Tyra repeats every time how if they win they will be represented by Ford Models. She doesn't say for how long however, and a visit to their portfolio this morning I did not find Yoanna anywhere.

I've seen that annoying bitch Nicole from last year all over the place because someone probably finally caught on and told Tyra they'd sue her ass if these girls didn't start getting some real work. Poor Shandi is probably back at the Walgreen's with her shattered dreams.

In regards to this year it would appear that the one to watch is Jade. She is one vile skank who looks like a bad drag queen. Do I even need to mention how she looked like a bad porn star in her kindergarten teacher dominatrix outfit? It's clear to me that she is a ratings draw only. She'll probably make it into the top three which is pathetic. I'm rooting for Mollie Sue.

Let's talk about poor horse-faced Brooke. Every episode the judges tell her how freaky her puss is, but that if she finds the right angle she
could be the next Picasso painting!

I'd love it if she came out and stomped her foot in response, or that they'd have a photo session where they title the episode "The girl that looked like a Pony". Then they would do an imaginary ad for Pony
footwear and dress them up like Hasbro My Little Pony figurines. Brooke would move to the front and win the challenge. Yes!

Truly It's painful because the panel of judges always call her on her flaws.

After some deliberation the following girls are in: Furonda, Joanie, Danielle, Leslie, Jade, Mollie Sue, Sara, and Nnenna. This leaves Brooke and Gina.

Now I haven't even mentioned poor Gina who has been getting mind-fucked by Jade from the get-go. Not that it would appear that there is much of a mind behind those eyes. She just always looks out of it as she blinks away and trys to become a better model, which just is not happening.

So who goes home? Gina, of course. No one is really that sad to see her go. Jade does give her a hug, so I guess we'll have to wait until the reunion show to see how they really feel about each other.

Gina says that modeling is harder than people might think. As far as Gina is concerned, thinking is harder than people might think. She says that she's learned that not everyone will like her, no matter how friendly she is, and says that it's up to her to figure out life on her own. She is thus sent out into the wilderness with only her giant teeth to shield her from life's miseries.