Porn Stars...they're just like US!
I was out and about running errands this afternoon and headed over to Chipotle on Broadway for some lunch. I also wanted to see how the progress was coming along on the Lakeview Athletic Club.
It is incredible to me how the Lakeview neighborhood has transformed in such a short period of time. It really is becoming an extension on Lincoln Park, but I'm hoping it retains a few rough edges. That's what gives a neighborhood it's personality.
Anyhow, I was sitting in the front window finishing a burrito when Aaron G. aka Matt Cole walked into the restaurant. I so wanted to wait until he was sitting there eating his burrito, walk up to him and say, "Oh yeah baby, eat that burrito!"
Of course I didn't as I do have some couth, albeit not so much. I decided that it would be better played out like those tabloid US Weekly magazine pages which portray celebrities doing things that make us spectators embrace our mortal connection with them.
Pictures of Mary Kate Olsen with a Grande Latte and a cell phone with a dog on a leash- just like us! Except that they have more money than any of us. ha!
So of course I equated this moment of burrito contact to porn star mouth as an US moment. I didn't actually get to see him bite into it as I most likely would have gotten a case of the giggles as salsa and black bean sauce dribbled out of the corners of his mouth. Hmm, now that I think about that, the whole visual is kind of gross.
It is incredible to me how the Lakeview neighborhood has transformed in such a short period of time. It really is becoming an extension on Lincoln Park, but I'm hoping it retains a few rough edges. That's what gives a neighborhood it's personality.
Anyhow, I was sitting in the front window finishing a burrito when Aaron G. aka Matt Cole walked into the restaurant. I so wanted to wait until he was sitting there eating his burrito, walk up to him and say, "Oh yeah baby, eat that burrito!"
Of course I didn't as I do have some couth, albeit not so much. I decided that it would be better played out like those tabloid US Weekly magazine pages which portray celebrities doing things that make us spectators embrace our mortal connection with them.
Pictures of Mary Kate Olsen with a Grande Latte and a cell phone with a dog on a leash- just like us! Except that they have more money than any of us. ha!
So of course I equated this moment of burrito contact to porn star mouth as an US moment. I didn't actually get to see him bite into it as I most likely would have gotten a case of the giggles as salsa and black bean sauce dribbled out of the corners of his mouth. Hmm, now that I think about that, the whole visual is kind of gross.
posted by Chris at 12:56 PM
2 Comments:
Isn't it funny, that part of our minds want to go over and say "hello" or "I want to blow your world" but the rational part of us, know we will just be as happy watching him sitting there.
Debbi
So you didn't have your camera with you? It was all "charged up" and rarin' to go!
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