Why not?

I am standing on the second floor of the store when an Airport Shuttle van passes by with an advert for the now defunct show "Emily's Reasons Why Not". Canceled after one episode because the premise of a beautiful woman like Heather Graham who is unable to find success in romance was even too far fetched for the remotest parts of America. I mean come on now, she was Rollergirl in "Boogie Nights"

Despite heavy promotion by both Sony and ABC, the show was pulled after the first episode. Production was stopped after filming six episodes and it is unknown if they will air at a later date. ABC was said to have spent millions on promotion, including airtime, billboards and radio ads.

It has been reported that ABC committed to the show and its promotion before seeing a script. After viewing it, ABC's entertainment president suggested that they considered the show a dud and unlikely to improve. Insert dying Pac-Man sound here.